Sure baby... you can have the tv remote- everyone on twitter.

Cottonmouth... like sucking on a carebears ass.

You look as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

What base is anal sex?

The secret to a happy life; shave it.

Married couples.... quit fighting on twitter, there's facebook for that. Thanks.

Pull me down to my knees and face fuck me like the selfish asshole you are.

To everyone that was playing words w friends with me.... I finally took my turn... sorry n shit.

On a greater good note... fingerbangs make me happy.

The unmistakable sparkle of the #sideboob

Walmart sucks. In other news, I spit cum on that... don't eat it.

If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it.

Some people are harder to love than others, but they do not deserve it any less. I love you <3

Welcome to twitter... don't drink the water.

My name is Sarah and I'm addicted to vaginas.

If you tilt your head slightly to the left, squint, and a little booty wiggle... you can see my logic.

I gotta clean my house...I need a maid. Preferably one that speaks Russian and shows some ass..

I swear.... twitter in general is like a bitch on the rag.

Fuck the chocolates, kiss me.

I'm up. You should all be wearing protection. I need coffee. Fuck.