Gonna go masturbate at the abortion clinic and show em how they shoulda done it!

I don't believe you're real till you've ejaculated on, in or near me.

My vagina is an open buffet. Eat all you can.

Twitter is where I keep my poop log.

Seems like only 2 out of 167 ppl that follow me know where the RT button is.

RT If you've ever masturbated at work.

You all are some fucking weirdos out there in Twitter land!

There's nothing better then sex to start your day. :)

Friends are like snowflakes. if you pee on them, they disappear.

Shut up w all this Occupy Dallas shit and come occupy my vagina.

ugh, you guys have no idea how hard it is to walk around w an erect clit all day!

he's gonna go down on me till he has clown lips!

I'm gonna punch this nigger if he doesn't stop talking shit about fags.

This bathroom smells like cleaning supplies. I'm gonna lick the floor!...... But I'm pooping!!!!! Yay for poop!!!!!

RT if you know where the RT button is.

Hot boxing my car w farts.

You're never too old to mosh!

Sometimes I get jealous at how good some porn stars can suck a cock. I wish I was THAT talented! #NotJoking

RT if you're stoned

The only thing worse then a #nigger are the white girls who date/fuck them.