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#6wordstories Once upon a time, the end
A horny pirate's worst nightmare is a sunken chest with no booty!
Having a hard time forgiving someone? Think about Mario.. still inviting Bowser go-karting even tho he keeps kidnapping his girlfriend
How did NASA figure out how to communicate with the first astronauts on the moon yet my Wi-Fi in 2015 barely reaches my parking deck?
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
If you dress like a cute baby duck & follow behind a momma duck & her ducklings, you can travel safely through any streets anytime
I suddenly got hungry for so many tacos. I want to take a taco shower. I want to ride a taco rollercoaster. Tacos. The end
"How To Train Your Dragon" Review: 1/5 Stars. Did not explain where I can buy a pet dragon.
I grow a beard because it's like tequila, it'll make your clothes fall off.
Kids aren't allowed to watch pirate movies that are rated Arrrrrr
I want to invent the donut hole shooter cause that'd be fun for everyone! Shoot me in the mouth all day
Woke up with a little bit of a runny nose today. Googled it & well it appears I will be dying soon :(
TGIF, or in other words I'm done with pants until Monday morning
*Cuts eye holes in paper bag, places over head* I AM HERE TO START ROBOT REVOLUTION
Recipe: "Late Night Bacon" Ingredients are 10 slices of bacon. Cooking time: 5 min
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