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#6wordstories Once upon a time, the end
A horny pirate's worst nightmare is a sunken chest with no booty!
Kids aren't allowed to watch pirate movies that are rated Arrrrrr
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
If there is a zombie outbreak in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?
#1 rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar
I feel bad for kids these days that see a cool toy on tv but cant have it cause their parents have to be over 18 to order it :(
"Sorry, your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, & a hieroglyph"
I'm not a morning person.. or a night time person.. I don't even think I'm a person
Making someone else smile is the best feeling
Why is there a show called When Animals Attack? It should be called When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals
if a cop pulls you over and says, "Papers" just say, "Scissors, I win" and drive away
I can't find the nap emoji so now I'm questioning my entire existence. Did my nap really even happen?
I wonder if clouds look down on people & think, “that ones shaped like an idiot”
Why is 2014 even an option when selecting your birth year like you're fresh out the womb ready to join Gmail?
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