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#6wordstories Once upon a time, the end
A horny pirate's worst nightmare is a sunken chest with no booty!
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Having a hard time forgiving someone? Think about Mario.. still inviting Bowser go-karting even tho he keeps kidnapping his girlfriend
If you dress like a cute baby duck & follow behind a momma duck & her ducklings, you can travel safely through any streets anytime
Kids aren't allowed to watch pirate movies that are rated Arrrrrr
I grow a beard because it's like tequila, it'll make your clothes fall off.
How did NASA figure out how to communicate with the first astronauts on the moon yet my Wi-Fi in 2015 barely reaches my parking deck?
"How To Train Your Dragon" Review: 1/5 Stars. Did not explain where I can buy a pet dragon.
I remember when I was just a kid inventing coffee & my mom would always yell, "Stop playing with that dirty water!" Look at me now
Recipe: "Late Night Bacon" Ingredients are 10 slices of bacon. Cooking time: 5 min
*Cuts eye holes in paper bag, places over head* I AM HERE TO START ROBOT REVOLUTION
I can't find the nap emoji so now I'm questioning my entire existence. Did my nap really even happen?
Woke up with a little bit of a runny nose today. Googled it & well it appears I will be dying soon :(
I'm a farmer. I have 3 cows, a tractor and 37 chickens. Wait, 36 chickens. Had chicken for dinner.
RANDOM. Definition of the word, 'internet' & can find me on IG @ scodal or SnapChat @ salladttocs - FB: http://scdl.us/fb & YouTube: http://scdl.us/youtube
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