Legend has it, if you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's Dream

I still think Animal Prints should only be worn by Animals

"You Can't Treat an Extraordinary Woman in an Ordinary Way and Expect a Good Result."

I'm in the mood to misbehave tonight, who's with me ?!

When was the last time you did something for the first time ?!

37 & still a child laughing to myself while picking out an english cucumber

Save time cleaning: Use the Dusty coffee table as a memo board

I don't drink 1/4 as much as I pretend I do on Fb. It's important they get the message that they drive me to drink

Maybe just an ad for a partner in crime is the way to go?

StarLight StarBright plz let me sleep tonight! I wish I may I wish I might to dream of Sex not Clowns tonight

"Some ppl feel the rain, others just get wet."

"Every Man Needs a Woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a Game of Chess; the Queen Protects the King."

"There is an important difference between giving up and letting go"

Me: Guess what I Just did, Hint: I didn't need a Man for it. N: Well that could be Anything Couldn't it? Me: Yes, yes it could =)

Sometimes I'm sure you just say what I want to hear yet you never say what I want to hear

"There are some people who live in a dream world & there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other."

Tragedy when Awesome ppl think they wont add up somehow! We all feel that way but if someone sees real you, all they see is SEXY no matter!

"The fact that women make 75 cents to every man's Dollar wont bother us as long as u touch our clit"

"All women love to be referred to as 'm'lady.' As in, 'Would you like another beer, m'lady?"

Is it possible to UnHave kids with someone & have the exact same kids with someone else? Well if I run into a genie, that's 1st Wish