Everyone rips into Nova Scotia Power when the power goes out, but nobody seems to praise them when it storms and it doesn't.

#TeamCanada; losing is ok, you can't win it all. But when you are wearing the maple leaf on your chest you better put some heart into it.

I don't understand how you fine the Spurs $250,000 for benching there starters. You can't tell a team how to coach there team.

Did Gordon Lightfoot ever get old looking. Can still sing though. #GrayCup

@jwypper Ringo Starr is where its at. #TheBestBeatle #Sarcasm

Happy 47th Birthday to my dad, @mikebonin1.

Because apparently laughter is bad. It was very catoony evil genius like.

I hate colds.

Whoever thought giving Rob Schneider his own show should probably be fired. #Terrible

Twitter seems to kill a different person everyday.

I like food way to much to ever go on a diet.

"You are just as bad as me, and you used to be better, so that makes you worse" - Homer Simpson

He's one of a kind. "She turned me from Corey Hart to Elton John." http://t.co/5q5uJvR2

"At least she's not 12" maybe its time for you to stop talking. K? Thanks.

You're a weird situation all around!

"Costed" is not a word.

This is not something you should be sitting here bragging about.

I can't wrap gifts. So i cheated and put @_morganwebb gift in a Christmas bag and stapled it shut.

Merry Christmas Everyone! :)

Morgan is the best girlfriend ever and I smell like peanut butter.