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Warner Bros before Warner Hos.
Sure, he loves Cookies, but the reason they call him a Monster is because he raped and murdered 16 people at the Nabisco factory.
Do the Olympics actually have an endpoint, or does this thing just go on and on like Grey's Anatomy?
Really, ABC? Only four hours of The Bachelor in prime time this week? For shame.
Determined to name my next daughter Helvetica Font.
Remember: it's never too late to become a child prodigy.
How much money does the Paul Ryan budget allot for the buying of a zoo?
Just sprang so fucking forward.
Look for me on the red carpet. I'll be the one repeatedly responding, "Who AREN'T I wearing?"
WWJHD? (What Would Jim Henson Do?)
If anyone on here can get a message to Elton John, can you please tell him that yes, I totally felt the love that night.