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Warner Bros before Warner Hos.
How I Spent Nine Years Giving My Children A Detailed Account Of My Sexual History From Before I Eventually Met Their Mother.
I still don't know what you did last summer.
Sure, he loves Cookies, but the reason they call him a Monster is because he raped and murdered 16 people at the Nabisco factory.
I'll be live-tweeting 2015. Please RT.
"You live with me here all the time." --my 2 year old daughter, talking to a block
Lifetime ban is the reason I, too, am not involved with professional sports.
Two Worlds One Cup
I'll be live tweeting the Tony Awards on second thought I'll be eating cereal and watching Doc McStuffins with my daughter.
"Can we all be in the blanket forever?" --my 2 year old daughter, who inherited my desire to stay in bed all day, every day
My daughter stops at the curb & says, "We have to sit right here and wait for 3 dinosaurs and a gorilla." So I guess we'll be here a while.
The early 2000s called. They want this joke back.
July 4th gets all the glory but July 3rd was the day they got the idea to do all that shit in the first place.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? I need to tell her that her father is dead.
Casper the Holy Ghost.
Did Spiderman ever get the dark turned back on?
Writer, TV's BoJack Horseman and Conan. Voices, TV's Rick & Morty and Zurtun. Watcher, TV's Three's Company and Survivor.
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