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Can we all just pause for a moment to realize that Fonzie's "office" was a fucking toilet?
How I Spent Nine Years Giving My Children A Detailed Account Of My Sexual History From Before I Eventually Met Their Mother.
Hey Rudy Giuliani, here's an idea: why don't you shut fuck up?
I still don't know what you did last summer.
Did we ever get Mahattan back from the Muppets?
Sure, he loves Cookies, but the reason they call him a Monster is because he raped and murdered 16 people at the Nabisco factory.
I'll be live-tweeting 2015. Please RT.
"You live with me here all the time." --my 2 year old daughter, talking to a block
Bernie's gonna win the Super Bowl.
Did Spiderman ever get the dark turned back on?
I take a call from (and screw with) a scammer/spammer live on this podcast. https://twitter.com/ryaneldermusic/status/697889066566623232 …
Antonin Scalia died doing what he loved best: hating gay people.
How much money does the Paul Ryan budget allot for the buying of a zoo?
Writer, TV's BoJack Horseman and Conan. Voices, TV's Rick & Morty and Zurtun. Watcher, TV's Three's Company and Survivor.
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