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Warner Bros before Warner Hos.
How I Spent Nine Years Giving My Children A Detailed Account Of My Sexual History From Before I Eventually Met Their Mother.
Sure, he loves Cookies, but the reason they call him a Monster is because he raped and murdered 16 people at the Nabisco factory.
Casper the Holy Ghost.
My 2 year old daughter's perfect way of saying she wants me to rewind this Bugs Bunny cartoon back a few seconds: "More pants fall down?!"
Not sure how to deal with a Sunday that doesn't offer football, Oscars, Olympics, or True Detective.
WWJHD? (What Would Jim Henson Do?)
Do the Olympics actually have an endpoint, or does this thing just go on and on like Grey's Anatomy?
Pretty excited I may now finally be able to nab my dream job as leader of the Westboro Baptist Church!!
Really, ABC? Only four hours of The Bachelor in prime time this week? For shame.
Determined to name my next daughter Helvetica Font.
Tonight is Passover, and you know what that means! ;) Wait, actually, you probably don't know what that means.
Just sprang so fucking forward.