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Warner Bros before Warner Hos.
How I Spent Nine Years Giving My Children A Detailed Account Of My Sexual History From Before I Eventually Met Their Mother.
Sure, he loves Cookies, but the reason they call him a Monster is because he raped and murdered 16 people at the Nabisco factory.
"You live with me here all the time." --my 2 year old daughter, talking to a block
Lifetime ban is the reason I, too, am not involved with professional sports.
Two Worlds One Cup
I'll be live tweeting the Tony Awards on second thought I'll be eating cereal and watching Doc McStuffins with my daughter.
"Can we all be in the blanket forever?" --my 2 year old daughter, who inherited my desire to stay in bed all day, every day
The early 2000s called. They want this joke back.
July 4th gets all the glory but July 3rd was the day they got the idea to do all that shit in the first place.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? I need to tell her that her father is dead.
Casper the Holy Ghost.
"No! Don't do rhymes!" --a stern admonishment from my 2-year-old daughter.
My 2 year old daughter's perfect way of saying she wants me to rewind this Bugs Bunny cartoon back a few seconds: "More pants fall down?!"
Writer, TV's BoJack Horseman and Conan. Voices, TV's Rick & Morty and Zurtun. Watcher, TV's Three's Company and Survivor.
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