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*Swiftly abandons multi-tasking.*
Make up your mind, people posting inspirational quotes followed by drunken selfies.
You're supposed to eat every french fry you're served ever, right?
In hell, every conversation occurs over speakerphones.
Eminem makes the best SNL promos, ever. "I love cupcakes." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtEyuoi2-5A&feature=youtu.be …
"They'll never find me under all these Snickers wrappers."
Let's play Hide the Leftover Halloween Candy, shall we?
I was just sent a spam message with the subject line 'Panda Research.' I didn't want this email to be spam. I would do panda research.
Nice try, vegetable cream cheese.
GE makes turbines capable of easily producing 1.21gigawatts? I don't know what to do with this information.
The creative brief for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade has to be the most intense game of hot potato between NBC's writers.
May your worst enemy's fantasy football team give them a nervous breakdown.
Every open power outlet you've ever desperately searched for is in this Starbucks.
Seriously, just try to sit still when Def Leppard comes on the radio.
2010 me: "45 minute wait for brunch?!" 2013 me: "Let's count all the walk of shame jokes on Twitter."
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. David Ogilvy