Won't. You be. My. Bride? ANOTHERDAYANOTHERDAYANOTHERDAYANOTHERDAYANOTHER

christ  https://vine.co/v/bjJ7F572aIb 

I miss Dylan already

This episode of Spongebob is called Blackended Sponge. @bradseed @alanphlegm

"Why is American Football so sad?" "Because their dad's died. That's not the even the worst part. They have no dicks to suck."

I'm listening to some band called Head Check from Melbourn. lol

Irl Milhouse = Ned Russin. Chicks dig that guy.

RT “@__michaelj0rdan: I like to think Ants act just like they do in the Movie (Ants), but maybe, we just cant hear them.”

Only good parody account is @__michaelj0rdan. I hope it's not a parody account.

@corsmell i said thick, not "that"

I wish Octo-mom had 8 arms instead of 8 kids.

RT “@jerkxstore: Post-swim itchiness.” I've got this too, fuck

My phone's off. Someone DM me, I'm a rad dude with a rude 'tude.

http://t.co/T5QETV86

"You get to play as Zelda and all of his friends!" - @corsmell on Four Swords

Can't sleep lol dat insomia lol

"AH! OH, WOAH, BOBBY!" @corsmell being excited about shooting portals.

"Woah, I'm a chicken? I only have legs." - @corsmell on Portal

“@__michaelj0rdan: How big was a wooly mammoth and why arent dog's that big anymore?” that makes me think

i hate myself.