@schofe Just when you thought these riots couldn't get any worse, this is just sheer anarchy :) http://t.co/cxb6k4a

RT if you are happy Thatcher is dead!!!

So i can fucking block you!!!

@thejeremyvine Somebody at The Sun has a sense of humour if this ad placement is anything to go by http://t.co/2ylXe0df

@rufushound Sam and his team face their biggest challenge to date! #Leveson http://t.co/CAW8FoIx

Please RT to get #RIPLittlemunchkin trending in memory of @littlemunchkin who passed away on Friday, a brave girl who loved Twitter.

@jonniemarbles Just when you think Horse Burgers were bad enough... pic.twitter.com/noSWUu27

@paddypower Forget @networkrail there are still some (more reliable) rail companies happy to have your billboards up pic.twitter.com/MYs87ChSW4

@tiernandouieb #britishstarwars Luke Skywalker will take Darth Vader on Jeremy Kyle for a DNA test.

@comedyfish Meanwhile, at Sony HQ..... pic.twitter.com/DVQKcNDW4w

@angrybritain Just when you think Horse Burgers were bad enough... pic.twitter.com/yl1f7A6r

@twoptwips DAILY RECORD, some mistakes really don't need a retraction. http://t.co/vn8BadrF

@jonniemarbles Row row row your boat this was such a bore, then we had a rogue swimmer and a broken oar. #boatrace

@glinner @chrisspyrou fancy some sausages pic.twitter.com/dTiex2pP

@twoptwips SHOPPERS, Forget burgers, avoid buying sausages from the supermarket aswell. pic.twitter.com/tKRdlD28

@herring1967 For those of your followers who don't know you were on Gamesmaster  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erxh0vKEySQ …

@betfred Can i have £1000 on England France finishing 1-1 please :)

Cliff Richard, Rolf Harris, Tom Jones and now Shirley Bassey, there's a retirement home somewhere that needs new security #jubileeconcert

BREAKING NEWS! New #iPhone hits the shelves!! pic.twitter.com/W7v1IWJF44

A Nazi standing on a balcony speaking to crowds below, where have we seen that before?? #pope

"@realdonaldtrump Lincoln never sounded like that!" how the fuck would you know???