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You say "crazy, psycho bitch" but I hear unique, sexy nonconformist.
Isn't it funny that people hate the same ugly things they see in you that they reflect in the fucking mirror?
Be a bad boy, but a good man.
Went out on a 1st date with this guy who brought me a gift of a mini vibrator. So, I got my dinner to go since I didn't need him anymore.
Them: You awake?
Me: ....You stupid?
My vagina is wet, but I think she's just crying.
Ah when will we learn...we can't babysit the world. It's doesn't have to be our business.
Being poor white trash isn't always as glamourous as it sounds.
Thank you to my followers who stay even though I cant be funny and amazing with every tweet.
Vodka soaked tampons? Kinda gives a whole new meaning to 'drunk cunt'.
Amazing how it's never the asshole men that disappoint me. I know what they're about. It's always the "good guy" that makes me feel stabby.
Slut? Maybe she's just generous?
Asshole? Could be he's misunderstood.
Nah. That bitch is a slut and that douchebag is a total asshole.
Talking dirty with men over 40 includes their medication regimen apparently.
Tried the young man thing once. I'm 37 he was 19. I told him the nasty things I was going to do to him, he came in his pants. I went home.
I'd ask one of you guys for a back rub, but it'd be 30 seconds of you pretending to, followed by 3 mins of sex & me pretending to like it.
Y'all are doing the crush thing wrong. They can't know! Been crushing on the same pretty face for a year. He hasn't a clue.
I don't care what your IQ is. Your face is dumb.
Ah, you people make me laugh when all the psycho bitch in me wants to do is scream. This is why I keep y'all around.
I wish I could learn to stay out of my own way.
It feels like it's 'fuck something up' o'clock. Again.
If you don't say much they'll think you don't know much.