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RT if you love libraries! (I expect this to get nothing less than BILLIONS of retweets.)
Come now, children. There's no screaming in the library. Just scream inside your head, like I do.
A library card is like a gift card that never runs out of money.
I'm not going to come right out and SAY that I like books more than I like people, but damned if I don't think it pretty hard sometimes.
Thing a male library patron said to me and my female co-supervisor today: "Who is the man in charge here?" YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM, BRO.
"When someone steals your thunder, strike back with LIGHTNING." - (a totally inspiring quote I made up that could totally be on a t-shirt)
Man hands me his credit card instead of his library card. Realizes his mistake and says "Oh well, the library card is more valuable anyway."
A mom, to her kid: "That's the librarian. If she doesn't know the answer, then no one does." DAMN RIGHT.
I like my bourbon like I like my libraries: warm and neat.
Gonna invent pumpkin spice Xanax and finally make my MILLIONS.
Things just keep getting weirder and weirder in Idaho: "Police show up to free book giveaway" http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/Meridian-police-show-up-to-free-book-giveaway--256475781.html …
Lady: "So what do YOU do?" Me: "I'm a librarian." Lady: "A librarian? That's still a 'thing'?" Yes. Looks like STUPID is still a thing too.
Teachers: when you assign 50 kids the same book and and say "Just get it from the public library," you're in for a world of disappointment.
Just read for an hour outside under a tree. I'm thinking of starting my own religion where we'd just do that all day. Any takers?
I just want everyone to read books and be happy.
Kid, joke-threatening to hit another kid with a book: "I will whack you with knowledge!" Now THERE'S a slogan the library should adopt.
A girl looked at Roald Dahl's books on the shelf and said: "Oh, cool. He copied the movies." Well, that's one way to horrify a librarian.
Librarian. @BookRiot contributor. Dear Book Nerd podcast host. Picture book author (S&S Kids, 2016!) Repd by @byobrooks. Ain't no party like a librarian party.