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RT if you love libraries! (I expect this to get nothing less than BILLIONS of retweets.)
Come now, children. There's no screaming in the library. Just scream inside your head, like I do.
A library card is like a gift card that never runs out of money.
"When someone steals your thunder, strike back with LIGHTNING." - (a totally inspiring quote I made up that could totally be on a t-shirt)
A mom, to her kid: "That's the librarian. If she doesn't know the answer, then no one does." DAMN RIGHT.
Gonna invent pumpkin spice Xanax and finally make my MILLIONS.
Lady: "So what do YOU do?" Me: "I'm a librarian." Lady: "A librarian? That's still a 'thing'?" Yes. Looks like STUPID is still a thing too.
Kid, joke-threatening to hit another kid with a book: "I will whack you with knowledge!" Now THERE'S a slogan the library should adopt.
A girl looked at Roald Dahl's books on the shelf and said: "Oh, cool. He copied the movies." Well, that's one way to horrify a librarian.
Senator Leticia Van de Putte was at her father's funeral earlier today, and she's handing the Texas GOP its own ass now. Amazing.
"You dress well for your body type." Thanks! I also punch well for my fist type.
I see that "Real Men Respect Bieber" is trending. I'm not sure what that means other than the fact that someone needs to punch the Internet.
Dear Guy Who Thinks He's Hiding the Fact That He Has a Bird In the Library: you're not hiding the fact that you have a bird in the library.
Hey librarians, tweet me a reason that your job is stressful and I'll put it in my blog post. I'm so tired of the media getting us wrong.
Librarian. Advocate. Singer in a librarian band. Writer for @BookRiot. Other stuff too, but enough about me. Ain't no party like a librarian party.