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"Alright let's get this over with." - Me doing anything
Relationship Status: Marijuana
I'm not heartless, I've just learned to use my heart less
What idiot named him Air Bud and not Charles Barkee??
Being "stoned to death" seems like a pretty rad way to go.
People who say I'm hard to shop for just don't know any drug dealers.
No matter how old I get, I will always love candy, weed, and the word motherfucker.
Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be
Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a cute word for stupid.
The good part is I figure shit out. The bad part is I figure shit out.
Gonna sit so close to you our physical boundaries blur together.
I know that on the outside I come off mean and tough but just know that on the inside I'm stoned
16 & Pregnant is so fucking boring now,
when will they have 13 & Pregnant?
I hate TV sometimes
"DOG POOP" BACKWARDS IS "POOP GOD"
Our gang sign is spreading our buttholes.
How embarrassing it is to be human
The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
Stoner girls are the best kind of girls.
911, what is your emergency?
"Just thinkin' 'boutcha."
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