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If music has never moved you. Please go find a cliff.
my tweets were way better before you started following me.
Only music puts the bullshit of the world on MUTE.
If your gf has to fold her panties: theyre too big.
I bet Ellen Degenres looked like Justin Beiber in high school
The twitter elite is nothing but a round table of assholes.
just because your above the influence doesn't necessary mean you're above anybody else
don't worry about who retweets you... worry about who is listening
Don't beat yourself up; you're ugly enough
This is weird, I think my twitter crush might be a little slut...
If you plan to crash the party, at least show up with a 30 pack to soften the blow.
That moment you pick up a mcdonalds application: your ego receives one of the biggest bruises you can get
You are alot more fun with captain morgan.
Wonder if any tweeters have dual accounts and end up tweeting to themselves just to promo?
emos in this county could make great gargoyles
Thanks to #twitter I never have to google around looking for quotes
I would never save a hoe. Property promises return income.
FB ppl are never as honest as the twitter litter
I hope you get raped in twitter jail, spamming motherfucker
Taking your AVI in a public restroom makes me wonder what else are willing to do in them?
Nearly impervious to fuckery but I welcome your bullshit. Captain Morgan's first mate.