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If music has never moved you. Please go find a cliff.
my tweets were way better before you started following me.
If your gf has to fold her panties: theyre too big.
Only music puts the bullshit of the world on MUTE.
The twitter elite is nothing but a round table of assholes.
I bet Ellen Degenres looked like Justin Beiber in high school
just because your above the influence doesn't necessary mean you're above anybody else
This is weird, I think my twitter crush might be a little slut...
don't worry about who retweets you... worry about who is listening
Don't beat yourself up; you're ugly enough
You are alot more fun with captain morgan.
Only sheep need a shepherd.
emos in this county could make great gargoyles
That moment you pick up a mcdonalds application: your ego receives one of the biggest bruises you can get
Wonder if any tweeters have dual accounts and end up tweeting to themselves just to promo?
If you plan to crash the party, at least show up with a 30 pack to soften the blow.
I keep beats on my phone in case ppl wanna argue at work
I would never save a hoe. Property promises return income.
Alcohol doesn't sanitize regret.
Thanks to #twitter I never have to google around looking for quotes
Nearly impervious to fuckery but I welcome your bullshit. Captain Morgan's first mate.
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