If music has never moved you. Please go find a cliff.

If your gf has to fold her panties: theyre too big.

Only music puts the bullshit of the world on MUTE.

I bet Ellen Degenres looked like Justin Beiber in high school

just because your above the influence doesn't necessary mean you're above anybody else

my tweets were way better before you started following me.

The twitter elite is nothing but a round table of assholes.

This is weird, I think my twitter crush might be a little slut...

That moment you pick up a mcdonalds application: your ego receives one of the biggest bruises you can get

You are alot more fun with captain morgan.

Wonder if any tweeters have dual accounts and end up tweeting to themselves just to promo?

emos in this county could make great gargoyles

Thanks to #twitter I never have to google around looking for quotes

Taking your AVI in a public restroom makes me wonder what else are willing to do in them?

don't worry about who retweets you... worry about who is listening

these ppl wouldn't feel propaganda if it smash in their skull.

Very few know; the rest only assume.

I hate ppl who hate drugs.

#10MostEntertainingOnTwitter @_lump @yamomgtcameltoe @chorepush @iamenidcoleslaw @larisasays @kervinf @kelfocker
@shanethevein @fsusteve

Some girls just have 'used and abused' written all over them.