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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Halloween Ideas for Girls:

    1. Get a dictionary

    2. Open it to a random page

    3. Add the word 'sexy'

    4. BOOM. You're a Sexy Parallelogram!

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    "I hate you so much I could just rip my own ass off and die!"

    ~ Bees

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    You should never try to move someone with a neck injury as they won't have much patience for poetry or song right then

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They're still gone and that was weird advice.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    so messed up how you need to own a shirt to go in & buy a shirt

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    There's no straight way to wash a carrot.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    JUST REALIZED SHARKS CANT EVEN PLAY CONNECT FOUR FUCK EVERYTHING MY PAINTING IS RUINED

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Narcissistic sure is a weird way to pronounce amazing.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Pretty unfair how when a girl has a ponytail, she "didn't do her hair today" but if a guy has one, he's considered this big-time mega stud.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    I'd probably buy a lot more DVDs if they stopped wrapping them in indestructible witch-plastic.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Couch sex will always turn into floor sex. It's science.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    "So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."

    ~ Girls

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Girl are you Scar from the lion king because you hurt my pride

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Life is what happens while you're taking pictures of cats.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    I'm having a birthday party. I wish you could all come, except you'd just stand around on your phones tweeting the whole time.

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  • SeanBlazed
      Sean @SeanBlazed

    Half of life is being polite to people you're not sexually attracted to

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