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When I informed Mr Rain that i would be his bitch, I didnt expect him to start crying tears of joy like this!!
Justin Timberlake singing live is simply magical!
Happy Australia Day to all the white people i know. All 8 of them.
Met the white version of Jimmy today. Roosters MC Jimmy Smith.
I see a couple of little roosters fans. So young, to be making the wrong choices so early in life.....
Ancient History, Modern History, Extension History....ILL SMASH EM ALL!!!
Okay, good luck to the modernists, businessman, musicians, designers and engineers!! Good luck for tomorrow's exams!! :)
Guy in the library came over and asked for my pencil sharpener but I could see that he REALLY wanted to get in my pants!!
Why do the mudbloods get like 100 different languages!!! Mandarin, Cantonese and Shanghainese!! WTF
First time out in my Rabens. Feels awkward, getting a lot of stares!!!
No matter how hard i try I can never find pants long enough!! #TallDilemmas
When the rule "No hat, no play, no school today" was applied forcefully. #PrimarySchoolDays
Mr Cambridge: You wanna be in the army dont you Christian? Well mister, you cant afford to wake up this late in the army! #CambridgeClassics
J Chim: OH FUCK! Mr Cambridge: Woah Johnathan, just calm down , thats quite enough of that! #CambridgeClassics
Mei Mei: I need to chuck a shit! Mr Cambridge: Mei Mei, I dont wanna hear that language in my class, YEAH YOU HEARD ME #CambridgeClassics
Brother: Wheres my Coke?! Me:*sarcastically* Its in the oven. Brother: Whats it doing in there?! Me: Fridge, YOU GRONK!!!
Good luck physicists, dramatists, visual artists, legalists, cooks, communitists and finally......chinks!! Good luck for your exams tomorrow
Hi I'm Sean. I consider myself an eloquent and loquacious speaker. I'm also a noodle!