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8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown is the best thing to happen since people stopped inviting me out.
"I'm not here to make friends" - Any contestant ever on The Apprentice or me on a bouncy castle.
most girls who quote "If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best" are usually always at their worst anyways.
Jesus died for all of our sins. Except Chris Brown's. Because fuck Chris Brown.
"Stop posting stupid tweets on Twitter. We want grandchildren!" - My parents.
My favourite thing about LinkedIn is seeing a radio presenter of 30 years be endorsed for skills and expertise by a college student.
Selling seashells by the seashore has got to be the dumbest business plan ever made!
Why is Oxygen trending on Twitter?
Are people only appreciative of air now?
Anyone else notice that Mr and Mrs Bear, a young married couple, already sleep in separate beds.
It's infinity!!! #TheFear
My book about ninjas has disappeared... well played ninja book... well played!
#Metaphysically needs to be trending! #RTEeuro2012 #COYBIG
Nobody on the Dart wanted to start a group hug... I mean lighten up it's SUMMER!!!
About as professional as a troupe of monkeys trying to play an instrument