I think this sums up Portmarnock the best... pic.twitter.com/Isl9GOASLV

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown is the best thing to happen since people stopped inviting me out.

Who cares about Ding Dong The Witch is Dead?
Don't they know that this song is taking over?

#FandangoRevolution

 http://youtu.be/5K8f3f3GMaI 

"I'm not here to make friends" - Any contestant ever on The Apprentice or me on a bouncy castle.

I don't always broadcast to sexy people, but when I do, it's on @frqfm every Wednesday from 10-12! pic.twitter.com/JgxnJjfnHb

most girls who quote "If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best" are usually always at their worst anyways.

Jesus died for all of our sins. Except Chris Brown's. Because fuck Chris Brown.

Schalk Brits is my new favourite person ever! #DeckFarrell #LionsTour

"Stop posting stupid tweets on Twitter. We want grandchildren!" - My parents.

My favourite thing about LinkedIn is seeing a radio presenter of 30 years be endorsed for skills and expertise by a college student.

@spin1038 My phone just decided to ignore my headphones and put on the speaker. Yep I'm that guy on the back of a train blasting Soulja Boy!

Selling seashells by the seashore has got to be the dumbest business plan ever made!

Why is Oxygen trending on Twitter?
Are people only appreciative of air now?

"@bigelangston: #WWEParis Some things never change... pic.twitter.com/L8DKIH1aaS" Do you even lift bro??

Anyone else notice that Mr and Mrs Bear, a young married couple, already sleep in separate beds.

It's infinity!!! #TheFear

My book about ninjas has disappeared... well played ninja book... well played!

#Metaphysically needs to be trending! #RTEeuro2012 #COYBIG

@zizzyob @martyguilfoyle Apparently a KG of Fruit Pastilles = over 160 followers... Congrats guys!

Nobody on the Dart wanted to start a group hug... I mean lighten up it's SUMMER!!!