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Jony Ive is in front of the iOS team, burning a poster-sized screenshot of Game Center right now.
Apple to buy RIM; Tim Cook to publicly urinate on every unsold PlayBook live on national television.
I’m so liberal that my Prius runs on government-funded gay pot.
The year is 2756. Blood-thirsty mutants roam a world ravaged by nuclear war.
But the HD2 /still/ runs the latest version of Android.
Apple to buy a giant foam middle finger to wave at Samsung.
EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS TALKING ABOUT iOS 7 WHEN DID REAL LIFE TURN INTO TECH TWITTER
You guys will favorite pretty much anything, won’t you?
This will become an Angry Birds game in two weeks.
This guy has more logos on him than an Android smartphone.
For iOS 6, I want iMessage to be dramatically better. The phone number/email address split is confusing and downright annoying.
My mom is not a fan of iOS 7. She said, “It looks like a fifteen year old girl’s party invitation.”
Today Americans learned that they live in a police state, a reality which HAS BEEN CLEAR SINCE THE FUCKING PATRIOT ACT PASSED A DECADE AGO
OH: “Communism and sex. That’s all you need. Oh, and weed.”
Saying “I only get two dots of service here” is going to take some getting use to.
Stuck in a black hole of Teen Twitter. —@ughrevolution