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Jony Ive is in front of the iOS team, burning a poster-sized screenshot of Game Center right now.
Apple to buy RIM; Tim Cook to publicly urinate on every unsold PlayBook live on national television.
Mr. Gorbachev, turn down for what
If you’re not a feminist, you either A) don’t understand what that word means, or B) you’re an asshole
i had a dream where Joe Biden suffered an accident and was only capable of angrily yelling "Turn down for what?!"
*enters Thom Yorke’s house*
me: wow thom your house is really well organized
thom: oh, well, you know, everythiiiiiiing… in its right place
Well guys, it happened. Now that gay marriage is legal in the Britain, every single straight marriage in the UK has been declared invalid.
🎵 She’s up all night til the sun / She’s up all night to have fun / I’m up all night to read about 19th century European colonialism 🎵
"Hi, excuse me, I'm 19 and don't know how to operate in the real world," he said to the waitress,
.@minossec's speech begins at 01:15:35 on this livestream http://new.livestream.com/timcast/events/3295551 … watch him.
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Canadians are so cute, I totally want one as a pet.
So, the "corgski" is a real dog. And it's exactly what you imagine. So god damn adorable. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3935lenL1qd61tco1_500.jpg …
OXFORD COMMA TILL I DIE
That American flag that you're waving was made in a Chinese sweatshop by a 12 year old child. Happy Fourth!