Jony Ive is in front of the iOS team, burning a poster-sized screenshot of Game Center right now.

Apple to buy @horse_ebooks so they could be able

Apple to buy RIM; Tim Cook to publicly urinate on every unsold PlayBook live on national television.

@tapbot_paul Relevant:  http://www.marco.org/2010/01/11/how-to-post-photos-on-the-internet …

@markgurman A toaster. A fridge. An a television set.

A toaster.
A fridge.
And a television set.
ARE YOU GETTING IT?

This will become an Angry Birds game in two weeks.

You guys will favorite pretty much anything, won’t you?

This guy has more logos on him than an Android smartphone.

For iOS 6, I want iMessage to be dramatically better. The phone number/email address split is confusing and downright annoying.

I’m so liberal that my Prius runs on government-funded gay pot.

Apple to buy a giant foam middle finger to wave at Samsung.

How to write a @gizmodo article:

1: Find a non-existent problem.
2: Complain about it.
3: Add "fuck" to every sentence.
4: Publish!

God, you guys are nerds. pic.twitter.com/IFoPfy4tNe

#IfAlbumTitlesWereHonest I'm In Love With Kanye West by Kanye West

Why did my history teacher say I was a hipster? Direct quote:

"You're wearing flannel and you're not a lesbian, end of discussion."

People are shady. Think before you get passionate about an issue and an organization you haven't even looked in to. http://t.co/ILOV0V2i

Okay, that's pretty funny pic.twitter.com/hlPAeqEl

Someone at my school asked if Bohemian Rhapsody was by Rihanna. I wish I was kidding.

TouchWiz is like brightly colored vomit.

So, the "corgski" is a real dog. And it's exactly what you imagine. So god damn adorable.  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3935lenL1qd61tco1_500.jpg …