@SeeingBeing's (C. E. Courtney) most faved Tweets...
I'm drunk & covered in chocolate while you're "governing South Carolina and saving your marriage." This is why we can't have nice flings...
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4.5 billion years ago, Mother Earth knocked up by massive space collision. Moon is birthed into orbit. Gulf of Mexico is just a big vagina.
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Calista Flockheart kept thinking our sex would lead to a real relationship, but I kept leading her on... As use you Ally...
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So if MJ had lived a long life, what would THAT have looked like at, say, age 90...? G'night love... Sleep well...
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I went to @Zaius13's dermatologist to get a mole removed, but I was told that it was a gerbil and was referred to a proctologist...
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More true news: BBC says bride's thrown bouquet causes plane to crash. WHAT AN ARM! Oh... She threw it FROM the plane, into engine, BOOM...!
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Some days I wake up *Grumpy*.
Other days I let him sleep while me & the other 6 dwarves do whippets & play strip poker.
Grumpy + 6 + 1 = 8
Other days I let him sleep while me & the other 6 dwarves do whippets & play strip poker.
Grumpy + 6 + 1 = 8
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There once was a man from Nantucket. Who's attitude could be summed up with "Fuck it". So he tweeted away, ran out of characters they say &
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