I have big boobs, guys come on!

I should just trust that when you ask me a question its only rhetorical, because the lack of a response made that clear to me...

Mr. Right is out there, at least that's what my mother says...

Does anyone want to start a donation fund for a Mac? Fuck world hunger....

Wait they have a burger made out of Ostrich... Que?

Leeshies on your kids, still not a good look.

I just bought a cd at an actual store...Apparently it's 1999 again.

The top that I bought at Beacons Closet, got laughs from my coworkers today. I'm a poor 25 year old; where else am I suppose to shop?

I think we can all agree the best part of Twelve was the ending credits song.

The only thing that I keep being reminded of for tomorrow is if the world does end I am in fact dying single. #awesome

OH wait, but can I add EVERYONE is in a relationship. I'm more jealous of the fact they get to have sex, then the actual relationship...

Sometimes, I don't even look at the tweet b4 I star it. I like you THAT much, not to tell you. you're welcome...

If anything, I should be the one not to talk to him. He tried to sleep with me, and I said no. Yes, surprising...

No, I don't want to go to your mediocre band, or rap show. So stop sending me FB invites....

Gonna drink like a fuck head tonight.

When people say "The customer is always right." That's pure bullshit, because sometimes, the customer is a straight up bitch...

There is always at least one girl out there waiting to backstab you. Sad, but it's the truth.

I need to invest in some running-work out-shoes. This winter weight isn't gonna lose itself....

Headshots booked for the 23rd! Might as well do something, for this so called career that my parents wasted all their money on for me. thnku

I never really read Finances profile. We have alot more in common then I thought. Downside, he will see that I looked at it. #stalker