SemiColson

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Why do you people protect your tweets from strangers? I thought we were all a community of stalkers....
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Zak is jumping around the house and pretending to be Edward Cullen. AND BITING MY NECK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!
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I can't type or send my text/tweet because all the traffic lights are green #firstworldproblems
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This valentine's day, I'm literally giving from my heart at the American Red cross station
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SPORTS! BALLS! TEAMS! MASCULINITY! COMMERCIALS! POP STARS! WINNING! Do you guys accept me yet?
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If you don't like Five Guys, then you can get out of my country.
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My boss sent me to Popeyes and Good lord.....I never want to set foot in this hokey godforsaken place ever again. The horror...the horror...
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Instead of apologizing for NOT making a video in a while, I want certain youtubers to apologize for MAKING videos.
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If someone broke out into song in my high school cafeteria, I'd very happy. The school cop would mace everyone though :-\
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I skipped going to a school social event to go take a nap. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER! Disregard new friendships, acquire sleep.
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I'm almost 19 years old and my mom still packs my lunch. That's not sad, That's awesome! Why would I want to pack my own lunch?!
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I snuck my way onto stage so i could dance in front of a crowd. They kicked me off for tossing glow sticks in the crowd.
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The dancing is more fun then the women here. Disregard women, acquire dubstep
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A Youtuber's biggest fear is their co-workers finding out about their videos.
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Excuse me young sir, I was wondering if I could join your Tool Club. I understand you have to have a college white cap on turned backwards?
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@Thatzak Singing Katy Perry doesn't count as misbehaviog either jerk.
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The power is out in my house and it is pitch black. I'm trolling my bro @thatzak , saying "Return the slab....or suffer my curse....".
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Sorry to crush your dreams ladies and gay men, but I've been officially off the market for 3 days now.
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Getting down with his female dogs and garden tools
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