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"Someone who looks an awful lot like Ashley Judd is giving out handjobs to random passers-by." #lexingtonpolicescanner
I seriously just tried to buy my tv a drink because of AJ McCarron's girlfriend.
MSU fans dress like what they think country music stars dress like.
I can imagine Jerry Jones sitting on the 50 in his pjs watching Gunsmoke re-runs on that giant damn screen. You know you can too.
I would make a terrible adult. Wait. Shit.
"Unprovoked shark attack". What kind of maniac goes around poking sharks?
I want this trending: #FireCraigJames
One day, i'll tell my grandkids how I was alive during 11:11 on 11/11/11 and they'll be all like "awesome grandpa, now put your pants on".
THE UNDERTAKER IS COMING OUT!!!
Just about every movie & sitcom from the 1980's could have been solved in 10 minutes if everyone had cell phones.
REMINDER: The University of South Florida beat Notre Dame last season.
Can't wait to watch Arizona State University's 9'14" quarterback throw to his hobbit best friend, ya'll.
Welp, that proves it: Absolutely nobody looks cool while playing Guitar Hero. #TrueBlood
I want aliens to land just to see what Fox news spits out.
Who knew slapping a jet engine on the back of a pickup truck would end poorly?
I think i'm going to buy Dippin Dots old equipment & start a company that sells cups of flash frozen liquor. #SippinDots
Let me sum up your Facebook timeline for you today: "OMG IT'S FALL Y'ALL! Wanna see my baby pics?"
Drinker. Roustabout. Scholar. #USF Alumnus, Booster & Ordained minister. I have a Lee Greenwood platinum record hanging in my bathroom.