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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
I hear people saying they hate both candidates and just aren't going to go vote. DON'T DO THAT If you don't vote you cant bitch DO SOMETHING
I fart you too
'They have anime here!' My mom shouts excitedly as she waves her plate of edamame at me
Tweets dogs make
“Be responsible for your actions ladies before your drunken decisions ruin innocent lives.”
Brainwashed rapeculture opinions
It’s tmitusday again that period of 30 odd hours where everyone talks about things that’ll make your hair stand on end.
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
Don’t ask if the glass is half empty, ask what is IN it! You ask for the best brandy they give you very little in a big glass! -Badri Younes
Obama didn't live up to expectations, and Romney far exceeded his. #debate
The day where zombie Jesus dresses up like a bunny and lays eggs in you with his dick while eating your brains.
Dicks. All day every day. Dicks dicks dicks. Dickery of the highest order. Fajitas. Fajitas My Heart. Fajitas completas a good meal.
Man, I feel like a man.
Just this hyper person who tweets too much for their own good. I'm bipolar and stable, it's not a big deal