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When I see "drink clear liquids" on meds I automatically assume they speak of vodka.
I put the ass in classy bitch!
Easy way to ruin your life: favstar ★
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Damn it feels good to be gangsta!
I miss making out.
I'm likely to unfollow you if your tweets are constantly overloading my TL with nonstop pathetic needy tweets. #justsayin
Gotta love the convos on twitter....
Fuck that thong shit, commando is where it's at!!
I am who I am, deal with it!
I think I raped my body pillow last night...
Me? Too blunt? Nahhh..get the fuck outta here.
John Mayer makes me want to barf.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons", and bail.
Just saw the best looking rape van ever and I didn't even get a pic, dammit!!
It's HAMMER tiiiime!!
I need to get drunk. #justsayin
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I think I need to be blindfolded and taken advantage of...
Gateway drug user, with mild vampiric tendencies; I enjoy long walks through the ghetto, candlelit drive bys and BLING tricked 9's