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You can't be fixed by the same person who broke you.
My idea of drinking responsibly is using a fucking coaster.
I think I broke another psychiatrist.
I want someone to love me for my mind, and fuck the living shit out of me. Is that too much to ask?
Smoke one cigarette on the treadmill at the gym and everyone loses their fucking mind.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught.
Stalking is where two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one knows about it.
Today's life lesson: "I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake."
If I've offended you, you probably needed it.
I don't make bad decisions. I am one.
Trying to please everyone is like masturbating and hoping someone else has a fucking orgasm.
Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks & a serious dislike for stupid motherfuckers.
I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I'm pretty sure you'd be highly disappointed in your performance too.
I don't need to "manage" my anger. You just need to "manage" your fucking stupidity.
We can't change the shit that's been done to us, all we can do is survive it.
I'm really not miserable. I'm all peace, love and go fuck yourself.
Therapy is nice....but screaming fuck you, you motherfucking asshole at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is faster & cheaper.
My biggest problem is that I expect people to be the friend I always am.
Just grabbed a water out of my refrigerator and I swear I heard one of my bottles of wine scream....."what the fuck?"
I'm weird. I like it. Fuck your opinion.
I'm a complete fucking idiot. That's it. Nothing to see here. Move along. IG:Cloudpimp #KCCO #Envydastrength http://twitter.com/search?q=from:serialfuckup%
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