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My idea of drinking responsibly is using a fucking coaster.
I want someone to love me for my mind, and fuck the living shit out of me. Is that too much to ask?
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught.
You can't be fixed by the same person who broke you.
Today's life lesson: "I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake."
Stalking is where two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one knows about it.
Trying to please everyone is like masturbating and hoping someone else has a fucking orgasm.
I don't make bad decisions. I am one.
Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks & a serious dislike for stupid motherfuckers.
I don't need to "manage" my anger. You just need to "manage" your fucking stupidity.
I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I'm pretty sure you'd be highly disappointed in your performance too.
I'm really not miserable. I'm all peace, love and go fuck yourself.
We can't change the shit that's been done to us, all we can do is survive it.
Therapy is nice....but screaming fuck you, you motherfucking asshole at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is faster & cheaper.
"how to handle stress like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away."
I love the way your voice sounds when you shut the fuck up.
I highly advise you not to fuck with me...I have a black belt in sarcasm.
Just grabbed a water out of my refrigerator and I swear I heard one of my bottles of wine scream....."what the fuck?"
Screw Resolutions. No one likes a cheap, sober bitch that can run a fucking marathon anyway.
Hey you....yeah the one that tried to talk to me before I had my coffee....fuck off!
Ex-con, college graduate, fuck is my favorite word, but deep down I'm quite a lady. IG Same name - #KCCO