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The secret to making vegan sausage is to grind up the vegans real good.
I'd rather not listen to my neighbors loudly fucking, but it's all I have on my iPod.
Hard to take the alphabet seriously when ten letters in it's like "JK".
That song Cotton-Eyed Joe always gives me nightmares. His eyes are made of fucking cotton!
Heckler destroys heckler as comedian looks on helplessly.
I like everything on my pizza but rap and country.
Comedian offended by people getting offended by comedians getting offended by people getting offended by comedians in cars getting offended
RT if your butt smells good
Why? Why did Glass Joe become a boxer in the first place?
A product called Malt Liquor King Jr would sell but I definitely wouldn't tell anyone I thought of it.
I'm Afraid It's Butter
The word "pajamas" comes from the Latin "pajamas" meaning "pajamas".