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The secret to making vegan sausage is to grind up the vegans real good.
I'd rather not listen to my neighbors loudly fucking, but it's all I have on my iPod.
That song Cotton-Eyed Joe always gives me nightmares. His eyes are made of fucking cotton!
Heckler destroys heckler as comedian looks on helplessly.
RT if your butt smells good
Why? Why did Glass Joe become a boxer in the first place?
A product called Malt Liquor King Jr would sell but I definitely wouldn't tell anyone I thought of it.
I'm Afraid It's Butter
The word "pajamas" comes from the Latin "pajamas" meaning "pajamas".
"Roused roused get aroused I get aroused" - Brian Wilson, singing in the mirror, masturbating