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The secret to making vegan sausage is to grind up the vegans real good.
I'd rather not listen to my neighbors loudly fucking, but it's all I have on my iPod.
That song Cotton-Eyed Joe always gives me nightmares. His eyes are made of fucking cotton!
Heckler destroys heckler as comedian looks on helplessly.
A product called Malt Liquor King Jr would sell but I definitely wouldn't tell anyone I thought of it.
I'm Afraid It's Butter
A coworker of mine pronounces empanada "empañada" and it's definitely my 9-11 every time.
Hungover at work, boss just put the Yoko Ono Pandora station on. Oh no is right.
"Tag Team, back again" - the first line of every Tag Team song, I assume
I bet it's pretty funny when people named Patty have meltdowns.
Dr. Dre swears that Detox is coming out soon, but that he's having trouble convincing Axl, Slash and the rest of the gang to record.
Joke about Miley Cyrus being "annoying, joke about Lady Gaga being "talentless", joke about Kanye being "egotistical", haha I'm a good comic
If I only had three years to live, I'd probably kick it like I do now for two of em and then in that last year, I dunno, improv classes?
My favorite 90's sitcom was "Nothing Matters." That was the one with the nerdy neighbor whose catch phrase was "life is meaningless".
The word "pajamas" comes from the Latin "pajamas" meaning "pajamas".