I think what bothers me most isn't that I don't give a fuck, but rather the reasons why I don't give a fuck

Weird to think that there are albums that I've bought and been listening to for over 23 years.

Good news everybody, the car is fixed ish

@_congorilla_ I'll resend it when I'm not at the bar or drinking. So never

8 hours in and my brother is asking to borrow socks

Pot luck at my house. Rock out with your crock out

@_congorilla_ @the_stimulant in my head you ladies are driving up in this guy http://t.co/sSIJJizK

@_congorilla_ vagina dent-ya?

@_congorilla_ @the_stimulant heh #throwRillaABone

@the_stimulant @_congorilla_ rilla, looks like you're the reigning, jiggly champion

@the_stimulant @_congorilla_ I too will need one, for records

chemically handsome

Fuck going on a date I've got $30 worth of cheese and I'm blasting the ghetto boys at full volume

sometimes it is better to do things the hard way

@_congorilla_ #Eau_de_Rilla , you'll feel refreshed as fuck

@_congorilla_ yes but they're wall to wall

Huh, guess I'm not that bitter in comparison

Looks like somebody brought their broadsword to class today

Surprisingly little damage to the house considering all the beer and cheese consumed last night

That's right, go drink somewhere else