I'm not into Freud but I'm into his Mother.

Teen1: what country is Belgium in?
Teen2: I don't know

~ too much Kardashians too little homework

OK everyone, so the plan is when Commander Hadfield lands, we'll all be wearing ape masks.

#Sunrise at Roonagh | John Mee #Photography #ireland #ocean  http://buff.ly/13Mvlax 

This is what is meant in the world of design as a 'fuck up' pic.twitter.com/UjFFvs0rHS

You've got to ask yourself, where your priorities lie pic.twitter.com/9xz7hZlxvX

Things I say to the 9yo: "Stop eating the seatbelt"

This is genius! “@eannaaah: Another one for ya @seanearley pic.twitter.com/jlB8oc8tMt”

@seveno2 #Enda subscribes to #thatcher views. It's evident in the way he is tearing this country apart with his divisive policies.

This is the worst thing to ever happen in Temple Bar & some pretty bad shit has happened there  http://bit.ly/13RPmA9 

How to offend 4 different groups of geeks with 1 picture pic.twitter.com/TS6MAuEbto

North Dakota declared life begins at conception. Most people I know there believe life doesn't begin until you leave North Dakota.

The Pat Quirke Daily is out!  http://paper.li/patquirke  ▸ Top stories today via @hurlinkk @conor_pope @ellamcsweeney

North Korea is like the guy you took pity on, agreed to go on one date & now he issues needy threats to get your attention :(

I was raised Catholic but also really sheltered, so today I celebrate the day Jesus went to a farm.

SHARK!!!!!! _____________/\__________\o/________

It's the angriest podium in motorsport history. #f1

The Pat Quirke Daily is out!  http://paper.li/patquirke  ▸ Top stories today via @iamdarragh @seveno2 @theevertbopp

“@mrniallmcgarry: The guy deserves a medal.. ” pic.twitter.com/eCIoyYBmuJ

“@levdavidovic: Pope calls Buenos Aires kiosk owner to cancel paper delivery:  http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/pope-calls-argentine-kiosk-owner-to-cancel-paper-delivery/#.UUym6C81rjM.twitter … he's growing on me” +1 Seems ok so far