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Why women are superior: because even when you're bending me over and pounding my ass, or standing over me fucking my throat- I still own YOU
If he leaves the house hungry, he'll eat. Thirsty, he'll drink. Horny, he'll fuck. So get on it ladies.
I desperately need to be held down, I want to feel your heaviness on my body, your breath on my neck, your complete domination over me.
When I forget if I've masturbated or not, I just masturbate to be sure.
If you're a dude and you put any sort of citrus in your beer, you probably also like cock in your mouth & asshole.
Feelin' nice. Show me what you got boys. Send me your best cock pics.
When we want cock pics we'll ask for cock pics.
He's lying. Your pussy isn't that tight.
Just met a guy at the bar who talked about wanting marriage and kids. Im cumming right now... #happyhour #holdmydrinkwhileiremovemypanties
"I don't feel like masturbating."
Took in the ass, pussy and mouth last night...or what I like to call, the trifecta of fucking. #haveityourway
I watched a Peruvian slutbag finger herself in front of her Macbook last night on my iPhone. All made possible by Steve Jobs!
If you wear dark colored thongs underneath white pants, not only are you a slut, but you're also awesome.
"You could've at least spit on your cock before you fucked me in the ass with it..." - my enraged boss via phone to a client. Love my job.
There is no such thing as too-much-eye-contact when you're sucking my cock.
Please do not fall asleep on me while your cock is in my mouth. Next time, I will hurt you. #loser
Platonic friends that accidentally discovered the most sexually deviant M/F couple they know: EACH OTHER. We share everything, even the account. Few limits. 21+