Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
A who's on first bit but both performers are just distractedly muttering the word "homonym" over and over & slapping each other in the dick.
Mom... I'm getting married, it's not a girl..it's bacon..and it's not getting married, it's a murder spree..and it's not bacon it's everyone
No you SHITWITS! I'm a registered sex DEFENDER! *I brandish my dildo sword and shield as the cops repeatedly tazer me*
Sir its a resumé not a resume. You'll have to provide more than this close-up screenshot of the words "press start" in some old NES game.
What is the emoticon for white guilt?
#RIPBoxing tossed into a fucking lake. Tragic. RT if Pizza exists IRL.
It was all a dream/ I used to read cat fancy magazine/
I die and the money is thiers. All video footage proves my guilt.
a DM I sent: Send me pics of your nude form robot. Lay your circuits& servos bare for me to gaze upon. I want 2 set your relays all aflutter
One big wound/full of mad stitches/
Is forgetting about Dre one of the signs of a stroke?
Like the other accounts but more boring and stupid. Verified ectoplasmic copulator.