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Did u no that anal sex is illegul in Iceland? No sure if its the same in farm foods so be careful
Diags mam kept the afterbirth an ate the baby i think #Fugly #TOWIE
is anyone else takin part at home? #DrugsLive
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Just asked the girl in Next ware the onesies are an she sed that I wud need a foursie. I left her picking her teeth up off the floor
u just no that sum cunt is currently defrosting McCartney with a hairdryer back stage ready to ruin this shit
fer a laff.. wen ur girlfrend falls asleep.. swap the tampon in her fanny fer a party popper an watch her face wen she goes to pull it owt
awkward wen the homeless guy says hes gowin home :( #Xfactor
That rat under the sink as ad babies agen. Anywon wanna buy 1? £2 each or 3 fer a fiver. Tell the kiddies ther hamsters or sumat xx
If u ware crocs u dont deserve feet tbh
Salford prinsess, av got 34 pear of leggins an a wide-on that wont quit. XXX ratid.