Dont u hate it wen a bird shits on ur car http://t.co/LlTe59cc

Awkward moment wen @cherylcole turns up to ur party as a used tampon an it int even fancy dress http://t.co/tIt15JCU

Fuck me! @rihanna as let herself go http://t.co/EpzmJlXY

Did u no that anal sex is illegul in Iceland? No sure if its the same in farm foods so be careful

#ThingsThatMakeYouSayWTF seein the lastest pic of Cher Lloyd http://t.co/KIE22lez

Diags mam kept the afterbirth an ate the baby i think #Fugly #TOWIE

"This is Stuart Hazell. Wanted in connection with death of Tia Sharp. Do not approach him, but call 999 immediately"RT http://t.co/pWLUUZJt

If joe hart pulled this face to me I wud drop mi knickers an open mi legs http://t.co/j2nVLhUf

is anyone else takin part at home? #DrugsLive

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Just asked the girl in Next ware the onesies are an she sed that I wud need a foursie. I left her picking her teeth up off the floor

.@officialadele babes ow the fuckk do u set fire to the rain? I struggle lightin a fag in this weather xxx txt bk

HAHAHAHAHA http://t.co/Z65nc91T

u just no that sum cunt is currently defrosting McCartney with a hairdryer back stage ready to ruin this shit

fer a laff.. wen ur girlfrend falls asleep.. swap the tampon in her fanny fer a party popper an watch her face wen she goes to pull it owt

awkward wen the homeless guy says hes gowin home :( #Xfactor

That rat under the sink as ad babies agen. Anywon wanna buy 1? £2 each or 3 fer a fiver. Tell the kiddies ther hamsters or sumat xx

jus sin Jonathan and Charlotte chillin owt int garden backstage #BGTFinal http://t.co/Hoh6op2a

Just behind mi mam in salford. Shes just got owt or prison bless her xxx pic.twitter.com/ZNbFjh2TRr

If u ware crocs u dont deserve feet tbh