Apparently, the police have been called.

I will keep you all posted!!

I call horse shit.

Just sayin.

Time to make my face hurt. :D

And for the love of god, stop calling me.

What. The. Fuck.

...now this....this is scary.  http://instagram.com/p/ZhDEbes6C6/ 

Please. Post my work number.

Just. Stop. Fucking. Texting. Me.

Keep it up, fuck face.

I'm gonna make you a twitter star in the morning 🌟

FaceTime.
Sleep like a baby.
Wake up happy.

The best revenge.

@justcallmefrank
I haven't a clue....
But it sure sounded official.

And the texts continue...

I've been reported to twitter.

God save the queen.

After tomorrow morning I don't think twitter's gonna let me on anymore :(

@pauljones3 @seejillrun

I'm the schmuck, dickhead.
You can go fuck yourself too.
Mind yer business.

Stop emailing me and go fuck yourself.

Pretty please.

Stop texting me and go fuck yourself.

Please.

200+ texts, 47 emails and 69 unanswered missed calls later, I get the pretend cease and desist.

Go fuck yourself.

It's so on like Donkey Kong!

Tune in tomorrow morning sports fans!!

My dad's a pedophile if anyone wants to know why I despise him so much.

That was about to be "exposed".

So sorry for the drama. :)

I had a massive headache.
It wouldn't go away.
I ate a pair of Xanax
And I'm calling it a day.
Hey!

I wish mute worked this well in real life.

I'll take a happy future over a shitty past any day of the week.