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If you're a girl who feels a little stupid about all the furry bobbles and shit hanging from your boots, further explore that thought.
Why the fuck would the dog be in the window if it wasn't for sale?
Remember yesterday when Amy Winehouse was a big joke and you were all like "Gross! Is she dead yet?! LOL!" ? I do. It's MJ all over again.
If you're not embarrassed by Sue Thomas F.B.Eye, you're not Canadian.
#endoftheworldconfessions All I ate for dinner last night was a tube of dollar store brand pringles.
It's cliched but Easter really is the strangest holiday. Won't it's founder just admit he was confused about rabbit reproduction and end it!
I love to see the excited look on people's faces when I start to tell them about something I saw on the internet.
Does anybody know where I can buy a balaclava for a cat, no questions asked?
Jerry was as riveted by cat Inception as I was by normal Inception. I don't know, it was a HUGE revelation last night. #humannip
If you live in any city long enough, you learn to spot the subtle difference between jogger and meth addict running in a track suit.
Hey Vancouver! It's wintertime! Time to pretend you snowboard!
I'm thinking of adding that I have a moustache to my resume. Or should I just keep it in the cover letter?
Go Sports Teams Go!
I keep touching my moustache like it's the day after Christmas and I'm checking that my new toys are still there.
Attention! Woman on street car, watching '60s Addams Family on iphone! I think you may have taken my heart by accident. Please return ASAP