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If you cut your clit shaving, do you use a band-aid? Asking for a friend.
I'M CUTE!!! YOU'LL BE BACK!!! Jack Daniels to our neighbor.
I lost my cherry years ago, but I've still got the box it came in!
Just because you ignore the facts, they don't cease to exist!
That awkward moment when your husband tells all of his tweeps what color bra you're wearing today.
Twitter: for when your own voices aren't keeping you entertained.
Staying in the car like a good little bitch lmao!
I unfollow for 2 reasons: ur boring or u piss me off.
Prepare for a first from me guys: drunk tweets!!!
Listen here weed man, I have money, you have weed. I want weed GET THE FUCK OUTTA BED IF YOU WANT THIS MONEY!!! Been waiting 4 hours now!!!
Even though they're chickens, I would still call animal control right?
I got a new Twitter app & it's acting up. If I haven't followed you back, please DM or @ mention me & I will try to fix it.