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Where do our dream selves go when we're awake? To sleep? Do they dream of what we're doing while awake?
If I could shoot up ice cream, I would.
How to summon a cab: stand in front of it and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
I'd take a bullet for you... Self-inflicted, to the head.
This whole living thing just isn't working out for me.
Take me down to a chick with big titties, where her grass is green cuz I won't smoke middies- oh won't you take me down!
"Would you like to perform an Australian kiss? It's like a French Kiss but down under."
"Hit me with ya black cock! C'mon and hit me with ya black cock! Hit me with ya black cock! Cum on my faaaaaace!"
You had me at hell no. ❤ I'm medicated, how are you? ✌ Without you, I'm nothing.