Last show of the weekend tonight at @dcimprov . I'm MCing, @andykline74 is featuring, @arishaffir is headlining. Show starts at 8

Lucas Brunelle's "Line of Sight" DVD sounds interesting. It's about Bicycle Messenger races. It was mentioned in 8/16/2012 @rollingstone

Best comment regarding my set tonight at @timrunshismouth 's farewell show comes in Arbutus, MD comes from Raymond http://t.co/1EwkWRkj

Union lists GOP initiatives to make federal workers pay ( @washingtonpost http://t.co/KChBHP1f

MT: @nextgov: Public-Private Pay Gap Widens: Federal employees make an ave 26% less than their ... http://t.co/bYAFlW2d (cc @keithellison

The great comedian Tim Young ( @timrunshismouth ) is cited in this Fox News article on Late Night TV http://t.co/qrnJRTj

On way to @stupidredhat 's to record @bigbrownburnsie podcast. Hope to have the same impact that matt damon does on his guest appearances

. @disqus @thetylerhayes you know you're doing something right when a company's twitter page is full of a crapload of @ replies to people

My respect goes out to @symantec @allenkelly for still honoring a survey reward http://twitter.com/#!/shahryar/status/28538884262465537

@allenkelly yes, please ship to same address.. I will still fill out the survey, thank you

@allenkelly @verisignauth that's great news but i haven't taken the survey yet and i'm sure by now i won't be within the first 500

@symantec No it was a flyer i received last week in the mail. It was a few questions on my security worries

@symantec received a survey few days ago to fill out to receive 8gb usb flash drive but leter says expires 12/31/2010 ???

Not sure what I feel about this, but it is an interesting read: @dgisserious 's article on meeting Jabhat al-Nusra  http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/talking-disneyworld-with-terrorists-in-syria …

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Malden woman attacked by man accusing Muslims of Marathon bombings  http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/04/18/malden-woman-attacked-man-accusing-muslims-marathon-bombings/goI1fmyQzBwjbt728pqqdK/story.html … via @bostondotcom

Because The Simpsons did a Breaking Bad parody today, the @breakingbad_amc feed has been awesome  http://twitpic.com/cjgiin 

@saraarmour I think next Topaz, we need to have a discussion on Cam'ron. Hopefully @randysyphax and @gabezucker will be present too

Recorded a phone interview this morning with @947freshfm regarding my piece in the Post. Will air in 15 minutes and be online later

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