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I once had a boyfriend who refused to get me hobnobs from the shop because he thought I'd made them up.
Overheard in street. Little girl to father, very matter of factly: "Jesus lives in a church because he is dead."
Keep getting patronised by a guy at work because he thinks I'm a naive youngster. Waiting for right moment to tell him I'm 10yrs his senior.
*Waits for nudity to begin*
Go to sleep, brain. You don't need to be up this early, you knob.
My boyfriend's a morning person. I suffer insomnia. It's the yin and yang of relationships that make them so worthwhi... *stabs face*
Having to sit through the adverts on Catch Up TV because someone is sleeping on you and you can't reach the remote.
Holy crap! I just ate far too much chocolate and now I'm sweating like a rapist in a glass blower's arse!
Fan of: Humour, gardening (GG), kissing (I'm built for it), tulips, cheesy grins, stubble, bums, xbox, drum & bass, and ice cream. #TeamButtFace