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I once had a boyfriend who refused to get me hobnobs from the shop because he thought I'd made them up.
Overheard in street. Little girl to father, very matter of factly: "Jesus lives in a church because he is dead."
*Waits for nudity to begin*
Go to sleep, brain. You don't need to be up this early, you knob.
My boyfriend's a morning person. I suffer insomnia. It's the yin and yang of relationships that make them so worthwhi... *stabs face*
Having to sit through the adverts on Catch Up TV because someone is sleeping on you and you can't reach the remote.
Holy crap! I just ate far too much chocolate and now I'm sweating like a rapist in a glass blower's arse!
Beyonce beyonce. Shakira shakira. Lyrics, man. Lyrics.
I get real twitchy when my internet goes down. It's back now. I've put the knife down. You can get up and stop bleeding profusely now.
That moment when your boy sends you a picture of himself in naught but his batman pants and you can't see him for another week. *Bites fist*
My favourite west country accent quote is "Oooh, I can feel it fizzin' in me fanny" (Porn star, Cathy Barry)
Chatty. Fan of: Humour, gardening (GG), kissing (I'm built for it), tulips, cheesy grins, stubble, bums, xbox, and ice cream (all at once).