Oh hey girl! I like your Nike Blazers, High waist disco pants, crop top and beanie hat! Your style is soooooo dope!

RT @blick_oyinbo: Alright Then, Bolt Is Fast But After 50 Years Of Independence, What Has Jamaica Achieved Economically?* ur mum.

A person speaks on a topic n just because they have a few followers they think they're the spokesman for their whole demographic.

RT @harveyofficial: Happy valentines to my unidentified woman loooool.* The gap tooth lightie gyal you cheated on Alesha with n breeded her?

I feel like going to Tinsel town and remaking the Kelis 'My Milkshake' video.

When Usher 'Yeah' came out every Nigerian guy was inspired by his style. Era hat, jeans and blazer.

BITCH I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE ILL NA NA?! LOOOOOOOL

When I see a girl tweet shit like "I got da ill na na" then a few weeks later she tweets "If you love something let it go..."

Do you know what kills me...

MK1 need to get hit with an AK47.

RT @lukehoostawking: Caribbean food is better than African food....no-one's made "Afro-beats Afro-beats Sauce" for a start!* loooooool

RT @sluttylikemummy: Keyshia Cole songs are anthems for struggle bitches everywhere * loooool

RT @flylusi: U kno wen the ELECTRICITY cuts OUT!... An u pretend ur SLEEPING so u dnt hav to charge it.. YEH me an my BRO r at WAR!* 😂😂😂

"Comme des FUCK DOWN" loool I want that hat.

Mischa B is somewhere smoking a spliff between the gap of her 2 front teeth, saying "WHO JAH BLESS, NO MAN CAN CURSE"

I would prefer to be rich and lowkey than broke and well known.

I only mess with @djnateuk's bashment mixes. I once downloaded someone called StoreRiders or somethings. What a pile of crap.

Sometimes I swear when i'm having sexy time I hear that Mortal Kombat voice in my head say "FINISH HIM!"

@sefkombo that figure 9 shape lol

RT @egowhatego: all of this though. pic.twitter.com/Us533xdsXu * looool don't kill me! #OliviaPope #Scandal #EarnMe