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Planning a vacation. To tortilla land!
Kim Jong Un named supreme leader of all you can eat buffet.
I'm definitely not love drunk off these lady lumps I'm seeing at Walmart today.
Attn Walmart shoppers, there's a normal looking judgemental guy tweeting on his cell phone and watching all of you weirdos.
Husband to @Yessy_EF, dog owner, Arizona resident. Keeping up with interesting and funny people on here, and hoping I can become one of them some day.