Planning a vacation. To tortilla land!

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@jkillinger much safer than using your steering wheel as a turntable while driving.

@iyme_fierce @80want IF IT'S NOT RACIAL WHY IS IT CALLED BLACK FRIDAY??? STUPID TENDER NIPS

@josemedinajr @chriskavanas @googlechrome He's wise beyond his years!

@iyme_fierce @80want He messes with white people the other days of the week but since it's black friday, well you know the rules and so do I

@fun_beard You don't have to brag about it, geez.

@80want Wow - the McJagger thing has got to be the most amazing thing you've found. I didn't think people were that stupid.

.@ashley_midge okay, thanks for the heads up.

@80want wow, amazing! What a bunch of "fags"! (did I do it right?)

Kim Jong Un named supreme leader of all you can eat buffet.

I'm definitely not love drunk off these lady lumps I'm seeing at Walmart today.

@fun_beard Mexican food - good idea. The residual chili oil from her mouth gives you a refreshing tingle

Guess I'm not #urfriend anymore // RT @jkillinger: Biebs wearing a @detroitredwings hat? I guess I'm now a #Belieber http://t.co/CdJpWWWM

@chriskavanas I had to look 'em up - I'm really digging it. Good call.

@wangatang @jkillinger @joeeeeeee T-sphere gang is going out to @zippssports after work on Friday. You guys down?

@untresor I GAVE YOU ONE FAVORITE.

@jennypentland Congratulations on the new penis!

Attn Walmart shoppers, there's a normal looking judgemental guy tweeting on his cell phone and watching all of you weirdos.

@cuervomiau Tienes que mear en las esquinas para que sepan de quien es el territorio