Remember, kids: Practice safe sex. That means "don't lose the handcuff key." #TheMoreYouKnow

Being sexy is a whole lot more than just showing up naked.

#PSA - New Voyager RPG! Lots of roles open (Torres, Paris, Seven, Icheb, Neelix, EMH, etc.). Contact @q_the_great for info. Please RT.

Never mess with a cranky nurse/medic/doctor. We have sedatives and sharp instruments.

Dear @nasa - Congrats on the Mars thingie. I'll be more excited when you Terrans finally develop warp capability. Hurry up.

You Terrans are wasting your time with this debate stuff. A lightsaber duel would settle the Presidency issue right quick.

Egg-laying rabbits and zombie carpenters. You Terrans have the weirdest holidays ever.

((I iz in ur feed, needin ur coffeh.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz))

2008 followers?! And I did it without having to show tits or ass?! Thank you for following me! <3

((I iz in ur feed, makin it awl secksy....))

#PSA - two #StarTrek RPGs I learned about: @startrekrp @startrek2009rpg. Both need members. Inquire with them for open roles. :)

((First sign is your mom checks your browsing history....)) RT @jokerzmind Anyone know the symptoms of a mild heart attack?

((I iz in ur feed, makin it awl secksy....))

((I iz in ur feed, makin' it awl secksy.....))

((I iz in ur feed, makin it awl secksy.... And green. But mostly secksy. ))

((Hide yo husbands, hide yo sons. Hell, hide yo wives and daughters, too. Shara's frisky. You've been warned.))

((I iz in ur feed, munchin on ur bamboo....))

@rc_boss @trista_jacobs @_ian_scarlet *is unconscious, but still looks damned secksy*

((I iz in ur feed, makin it awl secksy....))

#PSA Please follow @mu_imara, @__kor and @dr_portermd for upcoming SLs. Please RT.