Gay furries being jerks to girls/ straight guys and acting like it's okay because "gays are oppressed more" is really, really dumb.

@jimandpovolos Do you guys write your own music, or did you steal it from some comatose kid?

Roses are red, mimes are mute. I'm also speechless 'cause your butt is so cute.

HOLY COW WOW <3 RT @hyper_piggie: @shasta_otter Hey I tried drawing tonight. :3 (this is you) pic.twitter.com/BQeneiMxOt

I want to hug you all. I love furries. I'm not even drunk or high. Just love.

True Facts About Otters: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

My kung fu style is wiggling otter. My special move is the roundhouse squeak.

ATARI BREAKOUT. GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH. DO IT DO IT DO IT

Multiple furs with work trouble today. Remember: your job does not define you. You're young. You will grow. This will pass.

.@theneonfox: "Furries: Where heterochromia is more common then normal eyes." Me: "Furries: At least our eyes are hetero."

My brother just used a hashtag on Facebook. #Unforgivable

#fcn2013memories Floe: "I wish I was a gay boy" Me: "You're basically a boy, and you're dating Kavi, so yeah" Floe: "FDVEHSLFJHAUD"

Use Twitter to help and inform people. Not to tear others down. Be mature adults... But stay children at heart.

Rachel Maddow's masterful 16 minutes from her post-election show.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzcYX93TEYo …

GPOY “@emergencypuppy: This bed is otterly too comfortable. http://t.co/fE8O332U”

Crotch scritches = scrotches.

My 9-year-old cousin decided he's going to the college my brother and i attended, because we have ice cream.

FUGLY = FLUFFY + WIGGLY.

@orlando_fox @spazzfox *DIES OF CUTE* *IS DEAD* *RIP SHASTA* MURDERED BY ORLANDO AND HER ACCOMPLICE SPAZZ.

Speaking of short shorts... pic.twitter.com/UIYA5jJ6lL