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Hey scientists, you gave us Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. How about you stop playing with yourselves and give us something for cancer?
In case you're wondering: I’m all for change as long as it doesn’t directly affect my routine.
The decline of civilization started when they stopped putting toys in boxes of cereal. Just let that sink in.
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