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I found out that Crossfit is a lot like reverse fight club. Because the first rule of Crossfit is to never shut up about Crossfit.
It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
I love how my in-laws see me as a technology prodigy. So much praise just for saving a picture to their computer’s desktop.
Congress Skips Seth Rogen’s Testimony on Alzheimer’s, Show How They Feel About the Issue http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/congress-members-skip-seth-rogens-testimony-on-alzheimers-show-how-they-really-feel-about-the-issue_b86749 … via @prnewser + @tgarcianyc
"I love you." "Sandra Bullock." "This is for you." Something something something - Alfonso Cuarón wins best director Oscar for "Gravity"
Proud hack (#news) turned flack (#PR). I social media; therefore, I am. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry because ...Ya' Mama jokes.