@hodgman Glee is going to take that too

who are we kidding we would all pay to see this sir paulvana tour #121212concert

Davey jones better get the coverage whitney houston got!! #sad

I have Closed caption on my tv and all it says is "Chip chip cheerio stiff upper lip and all that" over and over again #olympics

Only 7 days left to raise the @eugenemirman Comedy Festival money on kick starter! http://t.co/7HApIOs #passiton

if you see the red dawn remake i dont want to know you this is a serious message

Mick Jagger is 69 #UpTopMyBrotha @nevernotfunny

A Night I Will Remember Forever #HWYWLive @julieklausner http://t.co/9GYyMscX

WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT #help #superbowl

World leaders #HowBritishAmI @gosuperego #Olympics

Oh man bff in nbc is so funny someone uncancel it! #savebff @nbc

@unsupervised has an Extra Ticket for both @dougbenson shows today at Gramacy theater NYC dlm at 420 and Tbi at 8 anyone in nyc?

Billy Mitchell and Steve Sander From King of Kong LIVE NOW on Special Delivery on XM 202 Sirus 197 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the best Tonys ever #oscars

Hey @eastsidedave could you please send a bday tweet to one of your biggest supporters @caseyelan she would flip !!!

I get such #maxfuncon Withdrawal but now also have #Roscoes #ChickenAndWaffles DT shakes #greatweek will be smiling for months

@astonoha I wish there was a @chrisgethard show Prom

snake snake snake snake snake #MATH http://t.co/nLi1JqDS

If i had a dollar for every inch of chain wallet in this bar id own the joint

@caseyelan IVE BEEN WAITING NICELY TILL 12:01 PM to post something NOW ITS RUINED thanks! #HAPPYBIRTHDAYEASTSIDEDAVE