RT'd for PLEASE DO THIS @wilw: @georgetakei: I have a million dollar idea for you, George. A cologne, designed by you, called... EAU MY.

@prairiecitypost Yeah! I remember the first time that happened, it was the BEST.

WHOA I THINK I GOT THE BATH ON THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE THE FIRST TIME THIS IS LIKE THE TIME I GOT THE SINGLE NAPKIN FROM THE DISPENSER.

…a suprise penis slap to the face. Most dismaying. Doesn't matter how much you like penis, a suprise penis slap in the face is dismaying.

Wow. Just wow. Raised by Wolves: http://t.co/V6jxIz9R

@filmchick85 KICK IT IN THE FACE

Pizza.

I literally do not use the word 'hysteria' anymore because it's so gross to me. Repellent.

Look, i am writing now, swear to god. I have a deadline. But the world is distracting & i end up thinking about the morality of bike shorts

My next band will be 'Earth Puke'. They shall sing folk songs with punk sensibilities.

Just…like, why is Green Arrow Batman? And WHERE IS BLACK CANARY? Give me myth, you damn dirty tv show!

@prairiecitypost @roguesenna @travisnorris Really glad i was on twitter to see your exchange.

Woke up to a media angry about the Oscars. And the Onion. And Seth McFarlane. I like it.

@sparklysnarkery I think we should patent the pizza slot. Kind of like a mail slot, but for people too discerning to wear pants.

@sfreynolds Science is a way of seeing the world. It's subject to the same biases that affect all ways of seeing, i.e. sexism, racism.

RT'd yes, yes we do. @imekasf: OMG LOL RT @kingbry7: Do Canadians tweet this much when they elect their moose king?

RT'd glad about this. @chocl8girl: Brilliant!!! // Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is http://t.co/yEo4j38K

From Sex Geek - why rape jokes aren’t funny, even if you’re kinky - http://t.co/NhD3L1Mt

Female analogue to 'cock block' - 'clam jam'. You're welcome.

At this point, Guillermo Del Toro could put together a movie about a phone book, & i'd watch it.