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WHOA I THINK I GOT THE BATH ON THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE THE FIRST TIME THIS IS LIKE THE TIME I GOT THE SINGLE NAPKIN FROM THE DISPENSER.
…a suprise penis slap to the face. Most dismaying. Doesn't matter how much you like penis, a suprise penis slap in the face is dismaying.
I literally do not use the word 'hysteria' anymore because it's so gross to me. Repellent.
Look, i am writing now, swear to god. I have a deadline. But the world is distracting & i end up thinking about the morality of bike shorts
My next band will be 'Earth Puke'. They shall sing folk songs with punk sensibilities.
Just…like, why is Green Arrow Batman? And WHERE IS BLACK CANARY? Give me myth, you damn dirty tv show!
Woke up to a media angry about the Oscars. And the Onion. And Seth McFarlane. I like it.
Female analogue to 'cock block' - 'clam jam'. You're welcome.
At this point, Guillermo Del Toro could put together a movie about a phone book, & i'd watch it.