Half girl handles on twitter: TheyCallMeSawsan, SForSawsan, LaSawsan, S7amada, 7amadaJr.

Are you guys sure it's not just Ron fucking around with Dumbledore's lighter?

‎' ‎ت‎ '‎‏ ‏‎= Smiling person.
‎'‎‏ ن ‏‎'‎‏ ‏‎= Smiling cyclops.‎

تأتي السبرايت بما لا تشتهي السفن.

ايوة بالظبط، الألحاد و المثلية موضة. عشان كدة ناس بتعيش طول حياتها مستخبية و مش قادرة تعلن حقيقتها. موضة فشخ، حتي بتخلي الناس كلها تحبك.

Point to a photo of ANYONE and ask a french person who it is, and they'll ALWAYS give the same name. BITCH WHO THE FUCK IS THIS JOHN CEPPA

ــــههههههههههههــــ: شيش طاووك.

It's not the world that needs fixing, it's you who need to learn how to adapt.

Me to a dance move stealer: "Ra2sety, Bitch, Ra2-Ra2sety, Bitch."

I expect Ashton Kutcher to show up on national TV anytime soon. 'عاجل: YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!', And then mubarak returns to his office.

*Believes in bullshit* *Bitchslap from reality* "How could I've been so stupid?" *Believes in opposite yet equally-retarded bullshit*

Things I'm grateful for:
1. The Pirate Bay
2. The Pirate Bay
3. Lack of antipiracy mesures
4. The Pirate Bay
5. Friends, experiences, music

لف الكاب لورا قبل ما ترمي كورة البوكيمون. #Seya3a101

"Ass washer+Kobbaya=E5ras." "Mesh fahem!!!" "Mesh mohem, eskot." "La2 begad, ya3ni eh?! ha? ha?" "Etketem..." "Ya3ni eh?!!!" "SHATTAFA-CUP!"

The Stalker Manifesto:  http://www.allmytweets.net .

-إيه دا يلا إنت إزدريت دين قبل كدة؟ -أه يا عم كان فيه سايل في كارفور فازدريت واحد.

55%?!!! Dana lessa sha7no men shwyayya!!!

"If you don't like 'x', we can't be friends." who the fuck said anything about friendship? now shut up and write entertaining tweets.

Criticism leads to frustration, and defensiveness. While praise implies their efforts are appreciated, and persuades them to do better. #2

Never criticize someone's imperfect work. Instead, just praise its pros, and if necessary, point out the cons, showing no dissapointment. #1