I am, in fact, too legit to quit.

If you can't be funny without being mean, you're not really funny.

Help a committed and determined lady avenge her brother's death. http://t.co/nS1U7Yq3 #HIV #AIDS

Shortly is a weird name for a pope. RT @thematthewkeys: NOW LIVE: New pope to be named shortly (Reuters) -  http://bit.ly/Y9Wzqh 

With coffee, all things are possible.

@curvatude @chihooddiva @eyeadorepretty Not true. However, of the 20,871 people living with #HIV #AIDS in Chicago, 53% are Black.

No one owes me anything. Duh. I'm happy to work hard for what I have. I'm not happy to have to work harder for it because of my genitals.

#Google set up a person-finder for #BostonMarathon runners and their loved ones.  http://google.org/personfinder/2013-boston-explosions/ …

Guy on the train: "The election doesn't even matter for more than today." Me: "Easy for you to say, you don't have a uterus."

#Women got protected right to vote just 92 years ago. Our foremothers battled for it. Honor them. Inform yourselves & #vote every election.

#WhatSoundWouldAHashtagBe Cowbell. More cowbell.

All these Daylight Savings Time tweets are SO one hour ago.

The teen who won't apologize to Gov. #Brownback gets THE BEST last word: "I also hope he will spend his time doing more productive things."

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Explains Why He Hates Fat Chicks  http://bit.ly/142FgZk  ~ In short, because he's a shallow, short-sighted douche.

WTF, news orgs? Stop trying to be first. I'd rather you were last and correct. First and completely inaccurate does nothing for me.

Should I do the responsible thing and wait 20 minutes before I have a second bowl of Froot Loops, or should I go all-in & attach a feed bag?

@wildfireapp You make a tough job easier--and talking to your people is often the highlight of my day. :)

.@mittromney in his closing argument: If I can't have America, no one can.  http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/romneys-closing-argument-threats-are-made.html …

I <3 @thelindywest. Watch her respond to being called fat on the Internet. She's brave. She's strong. She's beautiful.  http://ow.ly/eYopP 

Avoiding eye contact #rejectedOlympicEvent