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I am, in fact, too legit to quit.
If you can't be funny without being mean, you're not really funny.
With coffee, all things are possible.
No one owes me anything. Duh. I'm happy to work hard for what I have. I'm not happy to have to work harder for it because of my genitals.
#Google set up a person-finder for #BostonMarathon runners and their loved ones. http://google.org/personfinder/2013-boston-explosions/ …
Guy on the train: "The election doesn't even matter for more than today." Me: "Easy for you to say, you don't have a uterus."
#Women got protected right to vote just 92 years ago. Our foremothers battled for it. Honor them. Inform yourselves & #vote every election.
#WhatSoundWouldAHashtagBe Cowbell. More cowbell.
All these Daylight Savings Time tweets are SO one hour ago.
The teen who won't apologize to Gov. #Brownback gets THE BEST last word: "I also hope he will spend his time doing more productive things."
WTF, news orgs? Stop trying to be first. I'd rather you were last and correct. First and completely inaccurate does nothing for me.
Should I do the responsible thing and wait 20 minutes before I have a second bowl of Froot Loops, or should I go all-in & attach a feed bag?
.@mittromney in his closing argument: If I can't have America, no one can. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/romneys-closing-argument-threats-are-made.html …
Avoiding eye contact #rejectedOlympicEvent
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