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Do you know how to tell if someone's a Certified Sommelier?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Osama Bin Laden signed up for Foursquare this morning, first check-in didn't work out.
I couldn't sell Cru Beaujolais so I wrote "Gluten Free" next to it on the menu. Now I can't keep it in stock.
A "Selfie" is a picture of a bottle of wine I drank by myself.
I taste every bottle before I serve it. Unless you order Pinotage, then that’s all you.
Retweet after me: I will not drink bad wine.
I've legally changed my birth year to a better vintage.
My girlfriend whispered in my ear: "Talk dirty to me"...I replied "Brettanomyces"
Love like you’ve never loved before.
Dance like you’ve never danced before.
Drink like an earthquake may destroy all your wine.
A meal without wine is like a day without a phone charger and 10% battery left.
Keep your friends close and your friends with good wines closer.
Easy wine cocktail recipe:
Fill glass with 5 ounces of wine.
List of 10 wines that go with Turkey.
Moulin à Vent
Cote de Brouilly
Vodka by yourself = drinking problem. Wine by yourself = sharing problem
People that complain about Sulfites in wine give ME headaches.
If you don't get wasted on really expensive wines before the Mayans end the world, then they win.
Does my Double Windsor Tie make my ass look fat?
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