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I couldn't sell Cru Beaujolais so I wrote "Gluten Free" next to it on the menu. Now I can't keep it in stock.
A "Selfie" is a picture of a bottle of wine I drank by myself.
I taste every bottle before I serve it. Unless you order Pinotage, then that’s all you.
Retweet after me: I will not drink bad wine.
I've legally changed my birth year to a better vintage.
My girlfriend whispered in my ear: "Talk dirty to me"...I replied "Brettanomyces"
Love like you’ve never loved before.
Dance like you’ve never danced before.
Drink like an earthquake may destroy all your wine.
A meal without wine is like a day without a phone charger and 10% battery left.
Keep your friends close and your friends with good wines closer.
Easy wine cocktail recipe:
Fill glass with 5 ounces of wine.
List of 10 wines that go with Turkey.
Moulin à Vent
Cote de Brouilly
Vodka by yourself = drinking problem. Wine by yourself = sharing problem
Fill in the blancs:
1. Sauvignon _______
2. Chenin __________
3. Pinot ___________
4.________ de ________
People that complain about Sulfites in wine give ME headaches.
Does my Double Windsor Tie make my ass look fat?
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