Thanks for the trophy, @titusbb! A fab Twitter animal you are.

And...how many are you on? Arf.

#FF

Small account broads with big account balls:

@lilflaorange30
@vconfessional
@bossybutfair
@fingerbangs
@bitch_grenade
@moxieblogger

#FF

@thenykkiest xxx

Made up Word of the Day:

Ignwhore.

I think it's way more shocking to encounter genuine kindness, to be honest..

An annoying person speaks a thousand words.

Eeny meeny miny mo,
So you think you've found a ho?
If she Dm sucks you - know
She is probably a bro...

<3

If you don't stop writing obsessively about that dude who rejected you in 2011, we may start to think you're a little psycho.

Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly.

Made up Word of the Day:

Extravagrant.

If you spend your twenties on here...well...the joke's on you, precious one <3

Psst..the only people who ever use the phrase, 'I'm a good person,' are the soulless cunts.

I CAN'T SEE YOUR TWEET SO MAYBE SHOUT..

~ How to communicate with blocked people.

Being shocking is the new black.

Tho for fuck's sake don't tell the trolls that, because they seem a little racist.

See, I'd rather that blue tick was given to tweeters verified as not living with their parents.

Pretend you don't like me to your hardcore new pals then DM me on the sly.

You silly moose.

If you get your head out of your arse, the world smells so much better.

*inhale*

See?

The face I make when I smell racism is the same face I make when morning breath is close.