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#FunFact The plot of Madoka is a modern allegory for people who accept the TOS (Terms of Service) without reading it first #Madoka
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster.
"Hey DM me" "You awake in a dim cave, your possessions missing. The cave opens to a tunnel to the east. You hear the chatter of kobolds."
If you give an Eevee a croissant, it will evolve into a Napoleon #Pokemon #Dumb
4chan is where intelligent people go to act stupid. Reddit is where stupid people go to act intelligent.
RIP 2012 :( 2012-2012
Dubstep? Pff, that's for casuals. Everybody knows that real anime fans only listen to Substep.
I just ordered some bedding from Japan, and it arrived with both tits and a dick. Guess that's what I get for ordering futon-nari.
If your twitter account is private, Senpai will never notice you.
Every time you use the wrong "Your", a teenager grows a mullet and starts listening to Nickelback.
You can tell she's a girl irl because she uses an icon of an anime girl on twitter dot com
I made a Where's Waldo RP account two years ago, and nobody has found him yet.
My parents got me a subservient busty Japanese mail order bride, but I didn't even get an iPhone! I hate my parents!
Kanye West sees the clouds open and is asked by God to seek the Holy Grail. Pumping his fist, he claims "Kanye Quest."
"Congratulations! You're now a magical girl and part zombie and have your soul in a gem" "The fuck I just wanted to install iTunes?" #Madoka
Roses are Red / That much is true / But Violets are Purple / Not fucking Blue
While trying to edit together two unpopular bills, Arizona politicians accidentally declare the internet pregnant.
In respose to Taco Bell Madoka Tacos, Pizza Hut has announced a new Haganai Meat Lovers Pizza.
Will of Iron. Endurance of Steel. Heart of Gold. Brain of Dirt.