RT @luketadams: Hitchens dies. His book #GodisNotGreat trends. Religious people threaten violence. The point of his book is proven....

RT @ixseanxi: The Bible should be one page that says Don't be an asshole

RT @themanwife: I love how they slap "Natural" on all these foods. You know what else is natural? Uranium. But I wouldn't lick it.

RT @jsquared427: Hey...how many hipsters does it take to screw in a light blub???
I'm not sure, but I have the answer on vinyl.

#periwinkle is my favorite tasting crayon @themanwife

So Twitter is the new chat room.....how many of you were even *born* in time for chat rooms? Don't answer that. I'm busy wrinkling.

RT@elibraden
ME TOO! ITS LIKE WHEN YOUR DAD HELPED GET O.J. OFF!! RT @kimkardashian: WHAT!!?? CASEY ANTHONY NOT GUILTY!!! I'm speechless!!!

Anytime. See? I done did it again. @sunnysingsblues @feisty_woman @momalone29 @marimaricomcast @winnipegblogger

RT @pynkhouse: Boobs are proof guys can focus on two things at once.

RT @stephanieclient: They must've named it "In-n-Out" before everyone in California wanted to eat there at the same time.

RT @kristygee: We can say whatever we want about the Amish on here and they'll never know! I'll start: They're very good woodworkers.

@mrswndr @adriennevh Thanks, Megan. Adrien, let's meet for a coffee or a cocktail! Definitely some conversation...

RT @mike_ftw: Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers who don’t think spending time with their kids is “babysitting”.

#ThunderUp http://t.co/k5AqRYDp

RT @thenardvark: It sounds like my next door neighbors are playing women’s tennis.

RT @realgilbert: True Story... Donna Summer once walked out on my act because I was making jokes about Jesus. RIP Donna Summer

RT @bobcesca_go: I've watched this clip from The West Wing a million times and it still gives me chills. http://t.co/8CiKeCU9

*snort!* RT @stephanieclient: Does Shamwow make undies?

RT @stephanieclient: This German beer garden is a total sausage fest.

RT @jesus_m_christ: Rough weekend. Glad that's over.