Check out my friend @koshadelhi on tomorrow's #RulesOfEngagement @ 8:30 after HIMYM. She promises to be ethnic and punctual. Probably funny.

@wendyliebman @chaimsbi It is. I saw her.

@sunkrishbala @koshadelhi I AM IN!

@koshadelhi Trust me. I'm a doctor. And this is just the *first* way I change your life... Wait'll you hear my Umbrella-from-the-collar idea

@robdelaney Pretty insensitive to ppl who can't make babies or have a speech impediment. Jerk.

@koshadelhi Sorry, Kosha. I'ma let u finish in a second, but I just wanna interrupt 2 say @sunkrishbala is the greatest Tweeter of all-time

#LizandDick I tried. I tried... 6 minutes. Didn't care.

Anyone notice Johnny Depp was one of the hidden voices on last night's #FamilyGuy ? Just glad to see that guy get work. #thankyoujobcreators

No one seems to care about tax returns anymore. #evolution

@robdelaney I'm sick of retweeting you. Okay, we get it... you're hilarious! Now leave us alone, dick.

@robdelaney And now I won't be able to see anything else. I hate those billboards.

@koshadelhi Shit. We're on opposite sides today. But just today. Tmrw, I will go back to loving you like the storm trooper-comrade you are.

@koshadelhi Mine is "smooth move, Ferguson!"

@wendyliebman Agreed.

@koshadelhi 86% at my place. I'm not a whore. I just have a doorman.

@koshadelhi Lots of individual socks. And my Big Wheel. That's it.

@showmetheravi It's like the evolution of a thought bubble.

@koshadelhi When he goes "You don't look at me when I'm talking to you!", I laugh like a mental patient. Surprisingly underrated movie.

@koshadelhi She wouldn't make the same plans with both of us! You trickster. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I WILL CUT YOU

@koshadelhi Maybe that's where the discussion with fake boyfriend should begin, hm?